PWA = Pray While Aloft (Módl Się Po Starcie)
PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines (Linie Lotnicze CZEKAJ)
USA
Trans World Airlines = Teeny Weeny Airlines. (Tyciunie Maciupcie Linie Lotnicze)
Anglia
BOAC = Better On A Camel (Wielbłądem Lepiej)
Do tego chaos dorzucił następujące:
AIR INDIA = After I return I’ll Never Do It Again.
ALITALIA = Airplane Lands In Turin And Luggage In Ancona/Airplane Lands In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta (etc, etc.)/Always Late In Take-off, Always Late In Arrival/A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude.
AWA = America’s Worst Airline.
BOAC = Better Off On A Camel/Better On Air Canada/Boeing Only Aircraft Considered.
BWIA = But Will It Arrive?/Better Walk If Able/Britain’s Worst Investment Abroad.
DELTA = Divert Everyone’s Luggage To Atlanta/Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive/Doesn’t Ever Leave The Airport/Didn’t Expect To Land There Anyway.
EASYJET = Economy Airline Slows Your Journey Every Time.
EL AL = Every Landing Always Late.
GARUDA = Government Airway Ruined Under Dutch Administration.
KLM = Keeps Losing Money.
LBIAC = Left Brains In Airport Carpark. (Not an airline but an amusing acronym used by airport staff referring to daft customers)
LIAT = Luggage In Another Terminal.
LUFTHANSA = Let Us Find The Hostess As No Steward Available/Let Us Free The Hostages And Not Shoot Anyone.
PAL = Plane Always Late.
QANTAS = Queers And Nancies Trained As Stewards. (originally Queensland And Northern Territory Air Service).
SAHSA = Stay At Home Stay Alive.
SABENA = Such A Bad Experience, Never Again.
SAS = Same As Sabena.
SOSA = Stay Off Stay Alive.
SWISSAIR = Sexy Women In Swissair Services Are Indeed Rare. Not true of course, but then none of this stuff is..
TACA = Take A Chance Airlines/Tres Accidentes Cada Ano (Spanish: Three Accidents Counted Annually).
TAP = Take Another Plane/Tamancos Aereos Portugueses (Portuguese: Portuguese Airborne Clogs).
TAP = Take Another Plane.
TWA = Travel With Anxiety/Thousands Wandering Aimlessly/Terrorists Welcome Aboard/The Worst Airline/Try Walking Across/Teeny Weeny Airlines/Third World Airlines.
UTA = Unlikely To Arrive.
VASP = Vomite Aqui Seu Porco (Portuguese: Throw Up Here You Pig - a reference to the VASP sick-bag logo)/Varias Aeromocas Sao Putas (Portuguese: ’a number of the air stewardesses are loose women’) Again not true of course, like the rest of this silliness..
WIA = Whenever It Arrives.
A SuperLamer rozszyfrował LOT:
Polska
LOT = Lot Of Trouble
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