Photon checks into a hotel. Bellhop asks, "You have any luggage?" The Photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light!"
What do you call a tick on the moon? A luna-tick
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Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
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How do you know the moon is going broke? It's down to the last quarter.
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Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
Did you know there are no cats on Mars?
Curiosity killed them all.
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Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter
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What's a light year? It's the same as a year, but less calories.
What do Michael Jackson and NASA have in common? They haven't moon walked in 25 years
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What do planets like to read? Comet books!
little introduction to the next one
Christa McAuliffe - astronaut, died during Challenger explosion
Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
One blew left and one blew right.
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On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to
be a naval officer?
So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, they'll
have a rated officer onboard.
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Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?
Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't
get 7-UP.
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NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.
British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers.
When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.
The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the windshield design.
The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."
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Sonar scans of ancient Egyptian obelisks have revealed rudimentary thruster systems.
This solves the ancient mystery of the hieroglyphs reading, “Stand Clear Of Nozzle,” which were previously believed to have been an early fart joke.
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Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
What do you call a tick on the moon? A luna-tick
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Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
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How do you know the moon is going broke? It's down to the last quarter.
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Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
Did you know there are no cats on Mars?
Curiosity killed them all.
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Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter
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What's a light year? It's the same as a year, but less calories.
What do Michael Jackson and NASA have in common? They haven't moon walked in 25 years
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What do planets like to read? Comet books!
little introduction to the next one
Christa McAuliffe - astronaut, died during Challenger explosion
Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
One blew left and one blew right.
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On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to
be a naval officer?
So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, they'll
have a rated officer onboard.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?
Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't
get 7-UP.
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NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.
British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers.
When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.
The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the windshield design.
The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sonar scans of ancient Egyptian obelisks have revealed rudimentary thruster systems.
This solves the ancient mystery of the hieroglyphs reading, “Stand Clear Of Nozzle,” which were previously believed to have been an early fart joke.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
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2017-12-13 13:49:22
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We are House Atreides. There is no call we do not aswer. There is no faith that we betray.
